For the times when Keith Keller drives on the wrong side of the road in a rather disturbingly aggressive manner.

Judging by the time Keith Keller had spent obsessing over my wall, not to mention all the bogus and laughable complaints he filed trying to get the city to force me to take it down, I’m shocked he has not “accidentally” bumped into it yet with his truck.

I guess poisoning my plants was enough for now.