Have you seen this rather impressive picture of a chandelier?
It is from “artist” Darwinist Ernst Haeckel.
Do you really want this chandelier?
Good. It will only cost you $4,100 US, but take heart, financing is available…
…or you could gather a collection of antlers and branches, spray paint them white and hot-glue or epoxy them around a 60 watt light bulb and save yourself about $4,000.
It is all up to you of course.